The Comfortable Crapper

Now I know this is true for me, and I have actually had conversations with other guys about this, so it is most likely universal for guys, but I don't know about girls.
Guys have a comfortable crapper. It's that toilet that we prefer to go to, some people I know will only use their own, they will save there crap to the point of giving them stomach cramps in order to only have to poo in their own toilet. For me, it isn't like that. I usually find one toilet in the place where I spend the day, mainly because I don't want to hold a crap in, I mean I think you could seriously hurt yourself doing that.
My requirements for the Comfortable Crapper are sort of specific, I like to have a low traffic area, because I don't like to be bothered and I don't like to hear other people when they are doing their business. Usually the stall I choose is the one furthest from the door, so that way if someone does happen to stop by, I am as far away as possible, but this isn't a hard fast rule. Within the stall it has to be spacious, I don't like to feel cramped when I am crapping. It has to be clean, I mean when I am dropping the kids off, I don't want to be staring at a fake phone number for a good time. A good supply of TP is always a plus, I also look to see if there is an automatic air freshener or a ventilation system, I try to park myself near those. So the preferred water closet isn't always the closest.
The other thing is, it upsets me when someone is occupying mine. That is why you might see a guy step into a bathroom, and step right back out...someone is in his Comfortable Crapper, and now he has to wait, but he doesn't want to be obvious, and you never want to enter right after someone else, because it is upsetting to enter into someone else's perfume with their knowledge. So you have to leave the bathroom, wait a bit and then re-enter and hope the coast is clear.

So there you go, you are now educated on the Comfortable Crapper, ironically this post came to me while I was not on my Comfortable Crapper, but the most convenient one.

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Strokes

Get your mind out of the gutter, this post is about Golf. So I think we might be starting up a Club Golf team here at the school in the fall. I went to a preliminary meeting this afternoon. I was the only one at the meeting besides the "Coach." So we talked about his ideas for it and everything, and talked about different guys that would be interested. From what it sounds like, I won't be the worst person on the course with the team, but I will be close. But I have a feeling that if we are going out more often, then I will probably get better, so hopefully I will be able to get my average down into the 90s.
What upsets me about the whole thing is that since I was the only one that showed up, I guess now I am the kind of liaison between the Coach and the other guys that want to play. So hopefully things turn out. Well, time to do some homework.

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Papers, Papers, Papers

Well, I was going to start writing the actual content of my first paper yesterday, however my attention was diverted to watch some Firefly, then Roman Holiday, and then more Firefly while my girlfriend and I made and ate dinner. So I didn't actually start writing my paper. So I have my 8-10 pages due this week, then two more 8-10 pagers due next week.
In light of this, I may be a bit random in postings, random in times, random days, maybe even twice in one day if I feel the urge. Basically we are coming up on the end of the semester, so things are going to get a bit crazy for the next couple of weeks, after that however, I will be working regular hours here at the school, and, if I can find one, possibly another job. So hopefully I can post regularly, and maybe even about interesting stuff.

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Media, Necessary but Overstepping at Virgina Tech

What happened at Virgina Tech this week was truly a tragedy. As a college student, and a human being, I want to know what is going on over there. However, I think that the media, though necessary, is overstepping. There were over 30 deaths on the campus this week, meaning that there are at the very least 30 families that would be traveling to the area. Thats not including the rest of the campus who probably have family coming to be with them during these hard times, and Alumni coming to support the school, and other people actually directly related to the situation. But then you have the media. One report that I read said that community members have opened up their homes to visiting families because the media has booked all of the rooms in the hotels in the town. There are cameramen and crews all over the campus all the time. During a prayer meeting, there were camera crews filming and holding boom mics over the heads of students to listen in on the prayers.
Now I understand that this is all news, but please a little respect would be nice. Officials from the school have stated that they will have to let things on campus get back to normal soon. Students on campus have started getting very upset with the media and are handing out fliers and posting signs that tell the media to get out. Only once violence has come from the hostility, during one reporters filming in the local post office, and it was all verbal, but the students were yelling and heckling the crew to get out.
I am really hoping no actual violence breaks out. If anyone from Virgina Tech actually reads this, please don't resort to violence, there has already been enough of that. Peacefully get the media out, and don't give them more reason to stay.

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Happy Birthday

Well, as some of your know, today is my birthday. I'm 26 years old...I'm getting old. Now I know most people don't view 26 as old, but I am in a situation where I feel old. You see, I went back to school this year, that means I entered in with the freshmen class. Now granted, credit-wise I was a sophomore beginning this year, and a Junior by second semester, but the people I have hung out with and become good friends with are all quite a bit younger than me.
It's weird when I am talking with them and they reference things in their childhood and I am remembering those things from High School. Or they will hear a song and be like, "That came out when I was in like 7th grade..." I am then thinking to myself, "That came out in my Freshman year of college." I know that 26 isn't old, but when you are surrounded by people who are several years younger than you are, you start feeling a bit older.

Oh well, I am going to enjoy my day anyways.

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Busy Busy Busy

So this weekend has been busy, as will this week, and I think just about every week until school is done for the semester. Let's see, here is a run down of the homework that I have due. 10 page paper for Apologetics about the Da Vinci Code, 8-page paper on Leadership, 8-page paper on my New Testament Theology, 3 Lessons from the Old Testament Prophets, Lots of Greek, and I'm sure there is more that I just can't think of. So I have a little bit to do for the next several weeks.

On a happier note, I am now dating someone. She is a wonderful girl with a great personality, sense of humor, and I think she must have something wrong with her sight, because she likes me. I can't give you her name, because I haven't asked permission to put her name out on the web, but I can say that I am happy that we are together, and I am looking forward to our relationship.

Time to study for a Greek quiz.

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Porn, Pron, smut, hardcore, teens

So Senior Skip day is tomorrow for the college. That means we don't have any classes all day tomorrow. There are also activities all day long, but I don't know if I will be going to them or not. Tonight there is a costume party/thrift Ball that I might attend...or I might play video games, haven't decided yet. Anyway, I may or may not post tomorrow, depends on what I do tomorrow.

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Sluts, Whores, Lesbian, Schoolgirls, Pamela Anderson

Ok, so I live in Michigan. That means that I am used to the weather changing every 3 minutes or so, from being about 90 degrees out to 40 degrees in a matter of an hour in the middle of the day. However, it is Currently April 11th, and we just got 3 inches of snow and slush. My birthday is in 8 days, and we have snow again. Now I seem to remember that there has been atleast one year where I had snow on my birthday, my mom argues with me about it, but the point is, April in Michigan, there shouldn't be snow. I don't want snow on my birthday. Not that I am doing anything spectacular for my birthday, but I would like it nice out. Oh well, that's Michigan for ya.

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Girls, Spring Break, Wet T-Shirt, Easter, sex

(Just a note on the title, Remember this is the week I am trying to up my hits...the post is normal)

So I haven't need to have a post like this in awhile...really since I started this blog back up I haven't had a post like this, I don't think at least. If I have, those who read my blog regularly will notify me I'm sure.
Anyway, so here is how the situation stands currently. There is a girl, who likes me, a nice girl, attractive, great voice, good Christian. Now inherently this seems like it is a good thing right...right? So when she tells me she likes me, my initial reaction was something like, "What? Excuse me, could you say that again?" Because, girls don't generally like me, at least not in that way. So we have been hanging out because I think it is a decent idea to get to know someone before you decide to if you are going to get into a relationship with them.
She is all about me, which is a huge plus, and like I said she is attractive, good Christian, great voice, and she likes me, did I say that already. Anyway, the issue is, that my mind won't really let me process all of this, so therefore, I haven't made a decision yet whether I want to start a dating relationship with her. I feel it is unfair to her to keep her waiting, but I want my mind clear about it before I get into a relationship, is that fair of me? I mean she has opened herself up to me and told me how she feels, and all I can say back to her is...I don't know, I don't know how I feel. Is it fair for me to keep hanging out with her to get to know her? Why is it I have such a hard time with the whole girl thing? Maybe it is just because I am getting old...who knows.

Pornstar, sex, webcam, lesbian

So today I am starting something I like to do randomly to boost my hits on this blog. For my normal blog readers, you will notice nothing different, however, my site will more than likely get hit about 20x more than it does currently from search engines. So we are going to see how many people actually come to my site from searching from Porn.

Hey, if you have come looking for porn, or anything related to it, sorry you are out of luck. But go ahead and read my blog, it isn't really funny or informative, just rantings really.

Anyway, that is it for today, bring on the porn searchers.

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Happy Easter

Christ our Lord and Saviour has risen. Let's Celebrate.

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Tired...

These types of posts are going to get old quickly I know, but I am just tired...running on only a few hours of sleep per night sucks...bigtime.

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Wedding Time

No, don't worry, not my wedding. That probably won't happen for a while yet. However, there is a wedding going on here at the church that I work at. That means tonight was rehersal, so we had to tear down our normal setup, get them setup, then tomorrow morning we have worship practice that we have to setup for, then tear down after that, then set back up for the wedding, then tear the wedding down after it is done and setup for Easter service Sunday morning...I wish they would have picked a different weekend to have this wedding.

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Back from the Tour

Well, I'm back from tour. Today I had a meeting around 11 to go over details on a wedding I will be helping with tomorrow and Saturday. Then I went to a movie around 1pm, then watched some movies while doing laundry. Now I have to get back to the church to attend and play at a Maundy Thursday Service, then maybe watching some more movies with friends...who knows, all I have to say is I am glad I am on break...even if I will keep myself very busy the entire time.

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Choir Tour: On the Tour - Part Two

Today was our first full day of tour. We performed at Kentwood Christian Church this morning for their service, and at Lighthouse Christian Ministries tonight. Both performances went great, the food was amazing at both places. Tomorrow we are having breakfast at a church hear, and then driving down to Stroh, Indiana. That's right, 3 hours in a bus...not sure how much I will enjoy that. However I do have a laptop and some movies...so probably will be watching something. Maybe Boondock Saints...I enjoy that movie.

Anyway, to my faithful readers, I will try to not sound like I don't care about you, because I do. Anyway, time for the drum-off.

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